I'm damaged

Dear Girl at the hair extensions booth;

While I appreciate your concern for the health of my hair, please bear in mind that I am keenly aware of the damage that hot pink highlights do to my hair. But, my hair has done loads of damage to me, so turnabout is really fair play, in my opinion.

I'm pretty much counting myself lucky that my hair hasn't all fallen out, so by comparison, brittle hair is a coup.

Oh, and I'm not going to buy your gross hair extensions just because you tried to lecture me about hair health.

Love,

Jasmin