A Genius With A “J”

I may be, without a doubt, the most absent-minded person who ever lived.

I check the weather every day, sometimes, several times a day. I could tell you last week that it was going to rain last night. Did I remember to roll up the windows that I left cracked?

No.

Did I realize this when I got into the car this morning?

Yes.

Do I have a wet spot on my pants from sitting in a damp seat?

You betcha.