Taylor Swift and My Sock!

I have a super-cool job. We had a special event where Taylor Swift came and performed for us.

She's a terrific performer, she's cute as hell and she didn't blink an eyelash when I asked her to

pose with my sock!

(She even said it was cool.)

**NOTE: I am not eight months pregnant, as this photo may imply. I am not pregnant at all, just the victim of bad angles.

**NOTE #2: Taylor Swift is an award-winning country singer. And she's like, 18.